Squatch Alert API

Like Dark Sky, but for Bigfoot activity

Product Hook

"What if you could predict Bigfoot sightings like weather? For researchers, it's a tool. For tourists, it's an adventure. And for parks departments, it's a liability prevention system."

For Researchers

  • Time-series predictions (holidays = more drunk reports?)
  • Spatial heatmaps updated hourly
  • Webhook alerts for anomaly detection

For Tourism

  • "Squatch Forecast" embeds for local businesses
  • Seasonal prediction models (peak "activity" in autumn?)
  • Opt-in SMS alerts ("Sasquatch activity near you: HIGH")

For Parks

  • Advanced warning for high-traffic areas
  • Hoax filters via historical pattern matching
  • Privacy-safe zone blurring

Deliverables

Python ML Pipeline

Time-series + spatial features trained on:

  • 50K+ BFRO reports
  • Lunar cycles (because why not?)
  • National park visitor stats

Tableau Public Dashboard

Real-time "Squatch Index" showing:

  • Prediction confidence intervals
  • Historical accuracy metrics
  • User-reported verifications

API Documentation

Developer-friendly specs for:

  • REST endpoints
  • Webhook configurations
  • Rate limits (don't crash my servers, crypto-bros)

Monetization Strategy

Tier Features Audience Price Model
Freemium Basic predictions, 24-hr delay Hobbyists, indie filmmakers Ad-supported
Pro Real-time alerts, API access Tour companies, podcasters $29/month
Enterprise Custom models, hoax filtering Parks, media companies Custom SaaS pricing

Ethical Considerations

Bias Controls: Auto-flag reports from known hoax coordinates (looking at you, Florida)
Privacy Protections: Blur coordinates within 1mi of residential areas
Transparency: Clear labeling of prediction confidence ("58% chance this is a bear")
Liability: Terms of service require "No actual Bigfoots were harmed" disclaimers

Phase 2 Possibilities

  • Cryptid Tourism Partnerships: Bundle API with trail cam rentals
  • UGC Integration: Let users submit "I told you so" verifications
  • Merch Engine: Auto-generate "I Survived Squatch Alert 2026" t-shirts for hotspot visitors